A Very Coquette Christmas

Christmas

Coquette’s holiday collection of Christmas lingerie includes seductive pieces for your bedroom holiday rendezvous – no matter your size.


Kissable Santa Teddy & G-String

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2 Piece Mesh bustier with faux fur trim along cups and front hem, and bow detail with pom poms.

Includes matching G-string. Stockings not included.

 

Letters To Santa Velvet Teddy

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Velvet is the epitome of luxury in this festive teddy. The bell sleeves are trimmed in faux fur, and black lace trim and a removable black velvet belt complete this look.  Features a snap crotch and removable straps.

 

Letters To Santa Lace Babydoll & G-String

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Beautiful stretch lace will capture the heart of whoever you are meeting under the mistletoe in this cheerful babydoll set. Featuring a figure-flattering wide belt with front hook closure, and ribbon ties with pom-poms. Includes matching g-string.

 

Letters To Santa Unwrap Me Crotchless Panty

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Wrap me up! Be the ultimate present in this hunter green velvet crotchless panty with elastic straps featuring a contrasting red ribbon trim and front bow.

 

Stretch Velvet Peplum Bustier

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Stretch velvet peplum bustier with laminated foam padded underwire cups, faux fur trim and velvet elastic belt with a rhinestone buckle. Features adjustable straps, removable garters and hook & eye back closure.

Stockings, panty and accessories sold separately.

Sweet Holiday Treats from Candyprints!

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When words fail, say it with CANDY!


Merry Fucking Christmas Candy Gift Box

Merry Fucking Christmas Candy Gift Box

Packaged in an attractive 6″ x 4.25″ x .75″ holiday-themed gift box with foiled print, this white Tutti-Frutti-flavored candy is printed with an assortment of X-Rated messages.

One box contains 3.6 oz. (103g) of candy.

 

Happy Fucking Holidays Candy Gift Box

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Packaged in an attractive 6″ x 4.25″ x .75″ holiday-themed gift box with foiled print, this white Tutti-Frutti-flavored candy is printed with an assortment of X-Rated messages.

One box contains 3.6 oz. (103g) of candy.

 

X-Rated Christmas Mints 

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Each bag has an X-Rated Xmas message and contains approximately 3 pieces. (3.1g) of peppermint candy. One hundred bags per display carton.

2017 Holiday Candle Collection by Earthly Body

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I love when one of my favorites – Earthly Body – releases their seasonal items, don’t you? PS: They all smell divine!


3 in 1 Holiday Massage Candles – 2017 Edition

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Earthly Body’s 3 in 1 Holiday Massage Candles melt down into a massage oil with a unique blend of six natural oils providing a professional slip that moisturizes skin, leaving it appear more healthy and hydrated with a youthful looking glow.

Experience this “liquid gold” by pouring it directly onto the body for a warm massage, or in place of your daily moisturizer!

Available in Three Limited Edition Fragrances:

  • Berry Naughty – Freshly harvested cranberry, black peppercorn and star anis
  • Ho Ho Ho – Allspice, vanilla, and cinnamon sticks
  • Santa’s Secret – Cinnamon bark, clove, and cedarwood

6 oz. Tin.

 

Holiday Candle Trio – 2017 Edition

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Earthly Body’s 3 in 1 Holiday Massage Candles melt down into a massage oil with a unique blend of six natural oils providing a professional slip that moisturizes skin, leaving it appear more healthy and hydrated with a youthful looking glow.

Experience this “liquid gold” by pouring it directly onto the body for a warm massage, or in place of your daily moisturizer!

Contains a 2-ounce version of each of the holiday fragrances:

  • Berry Naughty – Freshly harvested cranberry, black peppercorn and star anis
  • Ho Ho Ho – Allspice, vanilla, and cinnamon sticks
  • Santa’s Secret – Cinnamon bark, clove, and cedarwood

 

Holiday Candle Display

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Contains 4 of each Holiday fragrance plus a free Ho Ho Ho tester.

Her Holiday Stocking by The Screaming O

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All-in- one romantic gift for VERY happy holidays.

‘Tis the season for sexy gift-giving with Her Holiday Stocking, an all-in-one collection of intimate essentials fit for a very happy holiday celebration.

Show your not-to-secret Santa how naughty and nice you’ve been with Her Holiday Stocking from Screaming O under your tree!

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Fit for a very happy holiday celebration, this all-in-one stocking is stuffed with a Charged Vooom! Bullet for deep, rumbling vibration that charges up fast, Climax Cream natural sensation-enhancing gel, and CinnoKiss KissOboo Tingly Lip Balm – three perfect gifts for the prince of one!

Her Holiday Stocking helps couples connect and get cozy with fun and body-safe accessories they can play with together. Whether a romantic gift for that special someone or a sexy treat to spice up your sex life, the Her Holiday Stocking from Screaming O makes it simple – and affordable! – to show your not-so-secret Santa how naughty and nice you’ve been this year!

Each kit includes:

1 – Charged Vooom! Bullet for deep, rumbling vibration

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1 – Climax Cream sensation-enhancing gel

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1 – CinnoKiss KissOboo Tingly Lip Balm

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The best part? It’s a 20% savings over purchasing each item separately!

Colors are assorted and may vary.

Also available as a slat-wall-ready display of 6:

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Gift Ideas From Earthly Body!

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Nourishing, natural skin care is the gift that keeps on giving, and these treats from Earthly Body are no exception! I get excited to see what they come up with every year, and am pleasantly surprised at how many options they came up with. Except for the Christmas-y candles themes, these items will carry over to the Valentine’s Gift season, too!


 

Edible Hemp Seed Massage Oil Gift Sets

Massage Oil Gift Sets

Your favorite massage oils are now boxed together and pre-tagged for easy gifting. Perfect for the holidays, Valentine’s, bridal shower and beyond.

Each set includes (3) 2 oz oils:

  • Flavored Set: Strawberry, Vanilla and Watermelon.
  • Fragranced Set: Skinny Dip, Naked in the Woods and Guavalava.

 

Holiday 3-In-1 Hemp Seed Massage Oil Candles

Holiday Candles

Limited time Holiday Fragrances!

These 3-in-1 massage candles melt down into a massage oil with a unique blend of six natural oils providing a professional slip that moisturizes skin, leaving it appear more healthy and hydrated with a youthful looking glow. Experience this “liquid gold” by pouring it directly onto the body for a warm massage, or in place of your daily moisturizer!

Available in 3 festive fragrances:

Jingle My Bells – Red current and sugared berries that will surely get you in the holiday spirit.

Meet Me Under the Mistletoe Cinnamon, apple cider and fresh fir and will add spice to the gift-giving season!

Baby It’s Cold Outside – Warm up with the scent of fresh-baked cookies and Anjou pear.
The Mood Set

The Mood Set

The Mood Set will add style, ambience, and wonderful aromas to your home. This electric warmer is safe and produces no flame or soot residue, making it a clean heat source.

The Mood Set Contains:

  • The Warmer uses a 15-watt light bulb that’s perfect for producing a warm, gentle glow. The warmer works with Massage Melts, massage oils, and personal moisturizer.
  • Massage Melts release a soothing fragrance into the air immediately upon melting. Once melted, they can be used either as a massage oil, a skin moisturizer, or a fragrance.
  • Hemp Seed Massage & Body Oil uses the finest fusion of vitamin-rich skin oils to provide an unparalleled slip and penetrating softness. This 100% vegan, non-greasy hemp oil formula leaves the skin smooth and supple post massage
  • WaterSlide Lubricant is the simplest, purest personal moisturizer you can find — just four ingredients and one of them is water! Created with the sensitive woman in mind, because there’s not a whole lot here to have a reaction to. WaterSlide is water-based, non-toxic, non-staining, odorless, and vegan.

 

Natural Hemp Seed Body Care Gift Tin

Natural Hemp Seed Body Care Gift Tin

This moisturizing natural skin care gift set includes a 6 oz Skin Butter and a 6 oz 3-in-1 Suntouched Candle

Each Skin Butter tub contains an intense healing and softening treatment for hands, body and feet. The thick, rich emollients absorb instantly, providing incomparable moisture to areas of the body that are prone to extreme dryness .

Suntouched Candles are clean-burning and melt down into a warm (never hot – only a few degrees above your body temperature!) moisturizing massage and oil.

Available in 3 delightful fragrances:

Pipedream’s Seasonal Gifts!

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The Lil’ Elves at Pipedream have been busy designing sexy items to heat up your holidays and get you in the mood! They know who‘s been naughty and who’s been nice 😉


Icicles Candy Cane

Candy Cane

This hand blown glass candy cane comes in a beautiful gift box and makes the perfect stocking stuffer for that special someone on your list! The smooth glass is body-safe, nonporous and hypoallergenic. Run it under warm water for a few minutes and heat up those cold holiday nights!

The hypoallergenic glass is nonporous and body safe, and when cared for properly, is designed to last a lifetime. Run the wand under warm water to heat things up, or chill it under cold water or put it in the freezer for a cool sensation.

7.75″ x 1″

 

Santa’s Coming! Bag

Santa's Coming bag

Journey to a winter wonderland with this holiday-inspired collection of sexy holiday treats in a lockable vinyl stocking bag trimmed in faux fur.

Kit includes:

  • Finger Fun massager
  • Silicone Love Ring
  • Love Plug
  • Edible Body Paint
  • Warming Massage Lotion
  • Love Beads
  • Vibrating Bullet
  • Santa Pen
  • Condom Lollipop
  • Toy Cleaner
  • Keychain Lube
  • Lock & key
  • Satin Love Mask.

*Assortment and colors may vary

This kit uses 2 AA batteries.

 

Jingle Bells Panty & Pasty Set and Nipple Clamps & Panty Set

Jingle Bell Sets

These Jingle Bells Sets make the perfect gift for that special someone on your list. The panties, pasties, and clamps feature real bells that jingle when you mingle.

One size fits most.

 

Xmas Plush Mask, Cuff & Cap Set

Plush Mask, Cap & Cuff Set

The soft, fur-lined cuffs are tethered by a chain and clip and easily adjust to fit most sizes, while the plush love mask gently prevents your partner from peeking.

Everything you need to heat up the holiday is included in this seductive stocking stuffer:

  • (2) Plush Wrist Cuffs
  • (2) Plush Ankle Cuffs,
  • Plush Santa Hat
  • Plush Love Mask

 

X-Mas Tuggie

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Don’t be fooled by cheap imitations – only the Tuggie keeps you cozy and warm anywhere you go!

Ordinary tube socks work great but they look terrible! The stylish candy cane print Tuggie wraps around and allows you to let your stuff hang in any setting you can imagine. Wear it on the plane, in cold movie theaters, at the ball game, on vacation or to the beach, it doesn’t matter, you still look and feel festive and great!

 

Horny Holiday Stocking by The Screaming O

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These are always super cute, and your customers always love them!

I like that Screaming O builds in a 20% discount over purchasing everything individually. Because the stocking contents aren’t seasonal, if you have any left over after the holidays you can just remove the items from the stockings and put them into inventory 😉

Available individually:

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or in a display of 6 with a fun topper ready for your slatwall.

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‘Tis the season for sexy gift-giving with The Screaming O Horny Holiday Stocking stuffed full of intimate essentials for him and her. Show your not-to-secret Santa how naughty and nice you’ve been!

Inside each stocking:

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  • 1 – Screaming O vibrating ring
  • 1 – Ofinity Plus vibrating double ring
  • 1 – RingO penis ring
  • 1 – LingO vibrating tongue ring
  • 1 – FingO Tips mini fingertip vibe
  • 1 – KissOboo tingly mint lip balm
  • 1 – Climax Cream natural orgasm enhancer for her (sample packet)

Features:

  • All-in-one romantic gift for a very happy holiday celebration
  • Bright and colorful romance essentials for more satisfying sex
  • Disposable & reusable gifts

Additional Info:

  • Disposable with 30+ minutes of battery life – LingO, FingO Tip & Screaming O vibrating ring
  • Replaceable AG10 batteries last 60+ minutes – Ofinity Plus
  • Paraben-, petroleum- and phthalate-free. Not latex compatible – KissOboo
  • All-natural with amino acid L-arginine. Glycerin-free – Climax Cream

The Limited Edition Kissmas Collection

Kissmas Collection

Classic Erotica – makers of some of the finest body-friendly romance lotions & potions – has just released their seasonal offerings, and I have to say I love them all.

Featured in the collection are a limited edition version of Coochy, the Kissmas Sparkle collection under the Crazy Girl line, and a holiday-themed set of sex enhancers, also from Crazy Girl.

The fragrances selected are divine:

The Midnight Snowflake fragrance used in Coochy Shave Cream is a blend of Oatmeal Accord, Saigon Cinnamon, Grated Nutmeg, Clove Bud, Night Blooming Jasmine, Geranium Petals, Drizzled Caramel, Creamy Sandalwood, and Baltic Amber.

The Sugar Plum Fairy Fragrance used in the Kissmas bath & body products is Cranberry, Red Raspberry, Melted Butter, Sweet Kettle Corn, African Violet, Sugared Iris, Blondewoods, and Sheer Musk.


Limited Edition Coochy Rash-Free Shave Crème

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The World-Famous Coochy in beautiful holiday season packaging  is formulated with jojoba plus skin & hair conditioning agents for an extra smooth, rash-free shave every time.

Features:

  • Helps prevent embarrassing shave bumps & ingrown hairs
  • Protects skin during shaving
  • Softens any hair left behind
  • Provides a smooth, moisturizing shave to any part of the body
  • Paraben-Free, Sugar-Free, and Sulfate-Free
  • No Animal Testing
  • Made in the USA

Midnight Snowflake fragrance.

8 oz. Pump bottle.

Kissmas Under The Mistletoe – Santa’s Helper Clitoral Arousal

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Made with a proprietary blend of menthol & peppermint oil to stimulate body heat sensors for an intermittent, throb-like warm/cool sensation.

This unique formula enhances clitoral excitement and intensifies orgasmic pleasure, while heightening sensitivity & passion with a tingly cool yet warm sensation.

Sugar Her Cookie flavor is light and sweet, just like a Christmas sugar cookie!

1 oz. Pump bottle.

Kissmas Under The Mistletoe – Ho Ho Ho Oral Sex Gel

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This delicious gel is made with lubricating ingredients to produce a smooth, satisfying action, and makes giving & receiving oral pleasure a more fulfilling experience for both partners!

Using Honey Extract (a skin lubricating/ moisturizing/ sugar-free version) and Honeysuckle Flower Extract (a natural non-irritating preservative) the gel delivers smooth lubrication for increased sensitivity. It allows for heightened arousal & enhancement with every touch, and adds a pleasing, delicious taste to excite foreplay.

Kandi His Kane flavor is cool and refreshing and adds an extra tingle.

2.2 oz. Pump bottle.

Kissmas Under The Mistletoe – Make Merry Nipple Arousal

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This delightfully flavored crème is infused with peppermint oil for irresistible nipple arousal. The long-lasting formula allows for lots of tease-n-please nipple play, while the diva-licious flavor inspires tasty nibbling.

Chocolate Mint Kiss flavor tastes like a candy cane dipped in rich chocolate!

1 oz. Pump bottle

Kissmas Sparkle Dazzle Me Body Mist with Pheromones

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Be bewitching, captivating & simply irresistible! Dazzle Me Body Mist refreshes skin with fragrance & sensuality, and adds a glam sparkle to the skin. Pheromone attractant enhances sex appeal.

Sugar Plum Fairy fragrance.

4 oz. Spray bottle.

Kissmas Sparkle Shimmer Me Body Lotion with Pheromones

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This sensually rich body shimmer lotion to moisturize skin and leaves it tantalizing to the touch. Special shimmery light-reflective micro flecks emphasize your best assets & sexy charms.

The moisturizing formula contains natural oils and extracts knows to nourish the skin, like Kukui Nut Seed Oil, Hydrolyzed Silk, and Honeysuckle Flower Extract, so your skin not only looks and smells great, but feels silky soft.

Sugar Plum Fairy fragrance.

4 oz. Bottle.

Kissmas Sparkle Pretty Me Shave Crème with Pheromones

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Pretty Me Shave Crème softens even the coarsest body hair, and helps prevent embarrassing shave bumps & ingrown hairs left behind by other shave products. It protects skin during shaving & provides a smooth, moisturizing shave to any part of the body. Wanna Be Naked is perfect for intimate shaving as well as all areas of the body, including legs & underarms.

Sugar Plum Fairy fragrance.

8 oz. Pump bottle.

Kissmas Festive Seduce Me Massage Candle with Pheromones

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As the delightfully fragranced candle burns, it liquefies into warm (never hot – only 3 degrees above your body temperature!) moisturizing oil to enrich skin and enhance any loving touch or body massage.

Made with natural soy oil and other skin conditioning oils for a skin conditioning, warm body massage.

Use the point of the heart-shaped tin as a pour spout, and drizzle the toasty oil wherever you please!

Sugar Plum Fairy fragrance.

4.7 oz. Tin.